First, I’d like to say how great it was to hear that many of you share my dental-phobia. Go Team Blogger! I am probably going to have some sort of happy pill when it comes time to do the big guns of dental work. There is sedation dentistry available in a bigger town nearby, but I would need a babysitter AND a driver, and it would probably be more than one visit and christ on a cracker, let’s not draw any extra attention to the One Who Hates Dentists, m’kay?
Christ on a cracker- that is so much fun to say! I know, I know, it’s probably offensive to some- it’s probably offensive to ME- but just say it once. Christ on a cracker. Haaa, haaaa, haaaa. I can’t not smile when I say it.
You know what else I’ve been looking for an excuse to say? “Skull-f*ck”. Ok, if I’m going to use that word, I might as well USE it, ya know? SKULL-FUCK. Man that felt good. Sundry used it in one of her posts, and it’s been going through my head ever since. See? I should have gone shopping on Black Friday- then I could have skull-fucked my way out of the crowds. *SQUEEE*
Hey, is anyone keeping track of how many ear infections Marin has had? Because yesterday? Yesterday she went to the doctor to for a follow up visit on her last infection, and she has another one. Well, two. Both ears. “Very yucky” said the doctor.
ANOTHER round of antibiotics, thrush, owie boobs, etc.
But maybe we’ll get our allotted 3 nights of good sleep before the next infection kicks in. Three nights. Mmmmmm. I’ll take it.
Christ on a cracker.
(still cracks me up)