I’m so glad to hear that Erin knows the smell I’m talking about. Because I was starting to feel a little bit… alone. And yes, if you send in the adoption papers to Cabbage Patch Kid Adoption Agency, you can change the name. They even send you a new birth certificate.
Things here on the bedtime front have been really dark and awful. I don’t even know if I’ll blog about it, since it’s just so ugly. I am, however, considering changing the blog title to “Bitching About Sleep ALL THE TIME” or “We’re Still Not Sleeping” or something much more wittier, you know, when I actually take the time to find my wit.
So instead of spinning more tales of our sleep issues, I’m going to ask you: What does nighttime look like at your house?
I’m especially interested to hear tales about children ending up in your bed, or sleeping on mattresses on your floor, or you sleeping in their bed b/c your own bed was too crowded etc.
I’m not looking for sleep advice. I just need to hear how other families handle these things. Though if you have any magic tricks or… you know… legal drugs I could give the children, (or even undetectable illegal drugs), please do tell. Things are a bit desperate around here, is what I’m saying.
If your kids (or pets) go to bed and stay in bed until morning each and every night, perhaps you could comment on… your Cabbage Patch Kid’s name? Your favorite thing about Christmas being over? The worst stomach flu you ever had?
Because I’m looking for MISadventures at bedtime.
Also, how many of you guessed that Marin had another ear infection? You guys are SO SMART! We have an appointment with ENT next week. *nervous tummy*