Nauseated. Repeatedly. In intense waves.
“Too much saliva” feeling in my mouth.
One menses in October, none since.
Insomnia. Which I only get when… YOU KNOW.
Green diapers which can mean not enough hind milk, which can mean my milk has changed because of… YOU KNOW.
The fact that IF, YOU KNOW, happened, that baby and Olive could technically be in the same grade.
The thought of WHAT IF IT’S TWINS??? THREE KIDS UNDER AGE ONE OMG AEEEEIIIIII.
I’ve already DONE twins, I don’t need to do “Irish twins” too.
Briefly contemplating if the term “Irish twins” is offensive to Irish people.
One test procured by one husband.
Three long minutes waited.
You may return to your normal breathing pattern now.
(I’m not sure if I can.)